Classymassages Reviews and Quotations

Please read the following direct quotations about Classymassages.

These are not provider reviews. These are comments about the Classymassages Network itself. They are direct quotations from established clientele who have visited with our ladies. 

 

“I love the term “Artist” that Classymassages’  likes to use versus the more somewhat more caustic word “Provider.” Since experiencing sessions with the “Artists” at Classymassages.com,  I am completely ruined for all others in this industry. I am going to stick with this service for all my “adult” needs.  Once you have experienced this type of a high caliber performance, anything else you may experience will simply pale in comparison.”

Client 1

 

“I have been seeing body rub, escort, and Tantra providers/companions for a very long time, and I had learned the hard way that the majority of less expensive ladies simply don’t meet my requirements. 1000 roses a session is the lowest I am comfortable going.  Also, an escort or body rub lady who offers quick sessions of 90 minute or less sessions does not sit well with me.  A shorter session may be OK for your average Joe, but I am not your average Joe. I want and deserve the best, and I do not want to be rushed.”

 Client 2

 

“I have seen a total of 9 artists at Classymassages.com in almost 6 years. I was even fortunate enough to see Goddess Eden who developed the specific Nuru technique  they all use before she retired.  I have repeated more than once with every lady I have seen. I have even had a Doubles experience and a Couple’s experience. I am very happy with all services rendered. I plan on repeating here until I am too old to perform.”

Client 3

 

“I have gotten to know the lady who runs Classymassages, Rachel. She is a regular kind of girl who was established herself as a high ranked provider at one point. I am very comfortable with her.  She is able to ascertain a safety vibe I like. When it comes down to it, safety really is the most important thing to me, and Classymassages is just that – safe.”

Client 4

 

“I like the requirements Classymassages mandates for looks. There are 4 ladies I have seen that are listed and in person they are all gorgeous.”

Client 5

 

“Classymassages has provided great service for me for over 6 years strong and has been superior in location and skill set  I also love the incall. It is one room, very big, and always spotless, with that “classy” vibe just like it’s name.”

Client 6

 

“Every lady I have seen at Classymassages has been at their “higher end rate” but believe me you they have all been worth their weight in gold. When it comes to my “Johnson,” I guess I simply just don’t want a bargain, I truly just want the best. Also, it is easier for me to pay for a sure thing than waste time looking for a discount experience, which 9 times out of 10 will definitely turn out to be a waste of money.”

Client 7

 

I just don’t like to think of how many other guys a less expensive provider may have to see in one day in order to make the same amount of money as a girl at Classymassages.com makes in just one session.  Classymassages guarantees that the artists NEVER see more than one client per day, no exception. I am VERY appreciative that I am the only client a girl at Classymassages sees in one day. Artists always SAY the the artists are required never to see more than one client per day, but when you look at their rate you can tell by how low it is you know it is not the truth.  I do actually believe at Classymassages that this statement is true simply because the facts are there. The number of “roses” per session is very generous, and the artists additionally offer an average session length of three hours so it makes sense to me they actually are all about quality NOT quantity. Low rates make me quite nervous as there is probably a reason that they are so low, and it is never a good one. I do not want a rough Craig List or Adult Search style provider, or a service that has multiple ads up at once in different places.  I appreciatively noticed Classymassages is minimal when it comes to advertising,.”   

Client 8

 

“Honestly, I am a fairly mature man and at this point in my life really know what I want when spending time with a woman. When seeking this particular type of experience, I prefer to spend my time with a woman who is not only beautiful in appearance but one who has intelligence, class and a sense of humor. For me to truly enjoy this experience, it cannot be with someone who is  completely superficial. They must have depth. I prefer to spend my time with someone who is warm and very genuine, not an actress dripping with insincerity.  I find that the artists at Classymassages embodies all those traits and so much more.”

Client 9

 

“The actual “Spa” itself is a combination of discreet, spotless, and by far the best type of atmosphere I have ever experienced. It is all about the little touches that matter to add up to a lot. I love that the location is totally private, not a hotel, not a condo with a guard gate, or not a low class store front of a main highway. It is located in a private location in a quiet high end residential area. The “Spa” has  aromatic candles lit everywhere, mirrors on the walls, a massage table, a huge Nuru bed, and when you walk in there is sensual music playing. The “Spa” is very spacious, much bigger looking than the pictures show. I love that there is a fully stocked wine bar that not only has wine and champagne, but also has bottled water, soda, and Gatorade. There is a changing room and a fully stocked bathroom with everything I could ever need and a strong shower with lots of hot water. They leave out a freshly laundered bathrobe and new slippers to change into along with oversized Turkish style soft bath towel and high quality hand cloths. Even the linens on the massage table are of high quality. All those “little touches” add up and mean a lot to a guy such as myself. Trust me, a place with these types of touches in this industry is relatively unheard of.”

Client 10

 

“I usually prefer to go to the Spa, but Classymassages also offers outcalls and can visit me. When I was not in the mood to go somewhere, a couple times I have had the “artists” come out and visit me at my South Florida home. I felt very safe having them over. I like that I did not need to worry about anything as these are well breed women who are extremely classy.  Rachel Cohen finds these really great gals. They are all clean-cut, gracious, not on drugs, and there is never any drama going on like so many of the other girls I have seen through other services.”

Client 11

 

“These artists all specialize in mature men, so even though I am close to double the age of some of these gals, they know how to cater to my needs and never rush me or talk incessantly with mindless chatter. These girls all have substance, insight, and compassion. They leave their egos at home and are real women who care and because of that are able to cater to my needs, and me to theirs. Usually a woman that beautiful as they are is not down -to-earth, but they are very down to earth and real seeming.”

Client 12 

 

“Last time I booked a longer Luxury Nuru Sessions starting at 6 hours. I loved the experience because the artist was totally down-to-earth, and the extended time together made it feel as if it were a real date. They are all real girls that I am super comfortable with. They are never clock watchers.  I enjoyed taking this lovely gal out with me for dinner and drinks. Everywhere we went I could sense that people were admiring how beautiful, vibrant, and classy my date was. Boy, it is a lot of fun to make heads turn with this beauty!”

Client 13

 

“All the gals I met thus far have excellent class and manners.  I never got one single “rough” vibe ever like I have with other services. “

Client 14

 

“I really like their menu options of luxury long sessions.  Eventually, I will experience an overnight excursion when I can figure out enough time to make that happen. That is number one on my bucket list.”

Client 15

 

“I really adore Rachel Cohen, Classymassages’ assistant. I am always wanting something a little different every time I book. Rachel has always directed me in the right direction. I find her to be very intuitive and quite insightful. She really knows her “artists.” I love that even though technically they are “independent,” they are still part of a network that guarantees that a certain quality is ascertained. Rachel makes sure I am always happy, and recommends one lady over the others if I am wanting something unique or seeking something specifically. “

Client 16