Classy Massages Reviews and Quotations

Please read the following direct quotations about Classy Massages.

These are not provider reviews. These are comments about the Classy Massages Network itself. They are direct quotations from established clientele who have visited with our ladies. 

 

“I love the term “Artist” that Classy Massages’  likes to use versus the more somewhat more caustic word “Provider.” Since experiencing sessions with the “Artists” here,  I am now completely ruined for all others in this industry. I am going to stick with this service for all my “adult” needs.  Once you have experienced this type of a high caliber performance, anything else you may experience will pale in comparison.”

Client 1

 

“I have been seeing body rub, escort, and Tantra providers/companions for a very long time, and I had learned the hard way that the majority of less expensive ladies don’t meet my requirements.  Also, an escort or body rub lady who offers a quick 1 hour or less session does not sit well with me.  A shorter course may be OK for your average Joe, but I am not your average Joe. I want and deserve the best, and I do not wish to rush.

 Client 2

 

“I have seen a total of nine artists at Classy Massages in almost eight years. I was even fortunate enough to see Goddess Eden, who developed the specific Nuru technique they all use before she retired.  I have repeated more than once with every lady I have seen. I have even had a two girl experience and a Couple’s experience. I am thrilled with all the services rendered. I plan on repeating here until I am too old to perform.”

Client 3

 

“I have gotten to know the lady who runs Classy Massages, Rachel. She is a regular kind of girl who had established herself as a highly-ranked provider at one point. I am very comfortable with her.  She can ascertain a safety vibe I like. When it comes down to it, safety is the most important thing to me, and Classy Massages is just that – safe.”

Client 4

 

“I like the requirements Classy Massages mandates for looks and services.  There are six ladies I have seen that are listed, and in-person, they are all simply gorgeous. The services delivered are outstanding.”

Client 5

 

“Classy Massages has provided great service for me for over six years strong and has been superior in location and skill set. I also love the incall. It is one room, quite large, and always spotless, with that “classy” vibe just like its name.”

Client 6

 

“Every lady I have seen at Classy Massages has been at what I would consider a “higher-end rate,” but believe you me, they have all been worth their weight in gold. When it comes to my “Johnson,” I guess I don’t want a bargain, I honestly want the best. Also, it is easier for me to pay for a sure thing than waste time looking for a discount experience, which nine times out of ten will turn out to be a waste of money.”

Client 7

 

I don’t like to think of how many other guys a less expensive provider may have to see in one day to make the same amount of money as a girl at Classy Massages makes in just one session.  Rachel told me Classy Massages guarantees that the artists NEVER see more than one client per day, no exception. I am VERY appreciative that I am the only client a girl at Classy Massages sees in one day. Providers always say they never see more than one client per day, but when you look at their rate, you can tell by how low it is you know it is not the truth.  I do believe in Classy Massages that this statement is accurate simply because the facts are there. The number of “roses” per session is very generous, and the artists additionally offer an average session length of three hours, so it makes sense to me they are all about quality NOT quantity. Low rates make me quite nervous, as there is probably a reason that they are so little, and it is never a good one.”   

Client 8

 

“Honestly, I am a fairly mature man.  At this point in my life, I know what I want when spending time with a woman. When seeking this particular type of experience, I prefer to spend my time with a woman who is not only beautiful but one who has intelligence, class, and a sense of humor. For me to truly enjoy this experience, it cannot be with someone who is completely vapid and superficial. They must have depth. I prefer to spend my time with someone warm and very genuine, not an actress dripping with insincerity.  I find that the artists at Classy Massages embody all those traits and so much more.”

Client 9

 

“The actual “Spa” itself is discreet, spotless, and by far the best type of atmosphere I have ever experienced. It is all about the little touches that matter. Those little touches add up and mean a lot to me.  I love that the location is private, not a hotel, not a condo with a guard gate, or not a low-class store in front of a main highway. Its location is in a private place in a quiet high-end residential area. The “Spa” has aromatic candles lit everywhere, mirrors on the walls, a massage table, a large Nuru bed, and when you walk in, there is sensual music playing. The “Spa” is very spacious, much bigger looking than the pictures show. I love that there is a fully stocked wine bar that not only has wine and champagne, but also has bottled water, soda, juices, and even Gatorade. There is a changing room and a fully stocked bathroom with everything I could ever need and a big shower with lots of hot water. They leave out a freshly laundered bathrobe and new slippers to change into along with over-sized Turkish style soft bath towels and high-quality hand cloths. Even the linens on the massage table are of high-quality. Trust me, a place with these types of touches in this industry is relatively unheard of.”

Client 10

 

“I usually prefer to go to the Spa, but I like that Classy Massages also offers outcalls.  When I am not in the mood to go somewhere, a couple of times, I have had the “artists” come out and visit me at my South Florida home. I felt very safe having them over. I like that I did not need to worry about anything as these are well-bred women who are incredibly classy.  Rachel Cohen finds these great gals. They are all clean-cut, gracious, not on drugs, and there is never any drama going on like so many of the other girls I have seen through other services.”

Client 11

 

“I read that these artists all specialize in mature men. I am close to double the age of some of these gals. Despite our age differences, they know how to cater to my needs. They never rush me or talk regularly with mindless chatter. These girls all have substance, insight, and compassion. They leave their egos at home. They are real women who care. These women possess the ability to cater to my needs. They even allow me to cater to their needs as well, which is something I truly enjoy. Usually, a woman as beautiful as they are at Classy Massages are not particularly down-to-earth, but they are all very down-to-earth, regular acting ladies. It is very refreshing.”

Client 12 

 

“Last time I booked a longer Luxury Nuru Sessions starting at 6 hours. I loved the experience because the artist was down-to-earth, and the extended time together made it feel as if it were a real date. They are all real girls that I am super comfortable around. They are never clock watchers.  I enjoyed taking this lovely gal out with me for dinner and drinks. Everywhere we went, I could sense that people were admiring how beautiful, vibrant, and classy my date was. Boy, it is a lot of fun to make heads turn with this beauty!”

Client 13

 

“All the gals I met thus far have excellent class and manners.  I never got one single “rough” vibe ever like I have with other services.”

Client 14

 

“I like their menu options of long luxury sessions.  Eventually, I will experience an overnight excursion when I can figure out enough time to make that happen. That is number one on my bucket list.”

Client 15

 

“I adore Rachel Cohen, Classy Massages’ assistant. I always want something a little different every time I book. Rachel has always directed me in the right direction. I find her to be very intuitive and quite insightful. She knows her “artists.” I love that even though technically they are “independent,” they are still part of a network that guarantees that a certain quality consistently is ascertained. Rachel makes sure I am always happy and recommends one lady over the others if I am wanting something unique or seeking something specifically. “

Client 16