Please read the following direct quotations about Classymassages.
The following are comments about the Classymassages Network itself. They are direct quotations from established clientele who have visited with our ladies.
“I love the term “Artist” that Classymassages likes to use versus the somewhat more caustic word “Provider.” Since experiencing sessions with the “Artists” here, I am completely ruined for all others in this industry. I will stick with this service for all my “adult” needs. Once you have experienced this high-caliber performance, anything else you may experience will pale in comparison.”
Client 1
“I have seen body rub, escort, and Tantra providers/companions for a long time, and I learned the hard way that most less expensive ladies don’t meet my requirements. Also, an escort or body rub lady who offers a quick 1 hour or less session does not sit well with me. A shorter course may be OK for your average Joe, but I am not your average Joe. I want and deserve the best and do not wish to rush.
Client 2
“I have seen 10 artists at Classymassages in about 10 years. I was even fortunate enough to see Goddess Eden, who developed the specific Nuru technique they all used before she retired over a decade ago. I have repeated more than once with every lady I have seen. I have even had a two-girl experience and a Couple’s experience during the six months I had a steady girlfriend, an unpaid one, lol. I am not a relationship person, what can I say. I am thrilled with all the services rendered. I plan on repeating here until I am too old to perform.”
Client 3
“I have gotten to know the lady who runs Classymassages, Rachel. She is a regular girl who has established herself as a highly ranked provider. I am very comfortable with her. She can ascertain a safety vibe I like. When it comes down to it, safety is the most important thing to me, and Classymassages is just that – safe.”
Client 4
“I like the requirements Classymassages mandates for looks and services. I have seen six currently listed ladies, who are all simply gorgeous in person. The services delivered are outstanding.”
Client 5
“Classymassages has provided great service for me for over six years and is superior in location and skill set. I also love the incall. It is one room, quite large, and always spotless, with that “classy” vibe just like its name.”
Client 6
“Every lady I have seen at Classymassages has been at what I would consider a “higher-end rate,” but believe me, they have all been worth their weight in gold. Regarding my “Johnson,” I don’t want a bargain; I want the best. Also, it is easier for me to pay for a sure thing than waste time looking for a discount experience, which nine times out of ten will be a waste of money.”
Client 7
I don’t like to think of how many other guys a less expensive provider may have to see in one day to make the same amount of money as a girl at Classymassages makes in just one session. Rachel told me Classymassages guarantees that the artists NEVER see more than one client per day, no exception. I am VERY appreciative that I am the only client a girl at Classymassages sees in one day. Providers always say they never see more than one client daily, but when you look at their rate, you can tell by how low it is you know it is not the truth. I believe in Classymassages that this statement is accurate simply because of the facts. The number of “roses” per session is very generous. The artists also offer an average session length of three hours, so it makes sense that they are all about quality, NOT quantity. Low rates make me quite nervous, as there is probably a reason they are so low, and it is never a good one.”
Client 8
“Honestly, I am a fairly mature man. At this point in my life, I know what I want when spending time with a woman. When seeking this particular type of experience, I prefer to spend my time with a woman who is not only beautiful but one who has intelligence, class, and a sense of humor. To truly enjoy this experience, it cannot be with someone who is completely vapid and superficial. They must have depth. I prefer to spend my time with someone warm and genuine, not an actress dripping with insincerity. I find that the artists I have seen at Classymassages are real gals who embody all those traits and so much more.”
Client 9
“The actual “Spa” itself is discreet, spotless, and the best type of atmosphere I have ever experienced. It is all about the little touches that matter. Those little touches add up and mean a lot to me. I love that the location is private, not a hotel, not a condo with a guard gate, or not a low-class store in front of the main highway. Its location is in a private place in a quiet high-end residential area. The “Spa” has lit aromatic candles, mirrors on the walls, a massage table, and a large Nuru bed, and when you walk in, there is sensual music playing. The “Spa” is very spacious, much bigger than the pictures. I love that there is a fully stocked wine bar with various types of wine, bottled water, regular and diet soda, and juice or Gatorade. There is a changing room, a fully stocked bathroom with everything I could need, and a big shower. They leave out a freshly laundered bathrobe and new slippers to change into with oversized Turkish-style soft bath towels and high-quality hand cloths. Even the linens on the massage table are of high quality. Trust me, a place with these touches in this industry is relatively unheard of.”
Client 10
“I usually prefer to go to the Spa, but I like that Classymassages also offers outcalls. When I am not in the mood to go somewhere, I have had the “artists” visit me at my South Florida home. I felt very safe having them over. I like that I did not need to worry about anything as these are incredibly classy, well-bred women. Rachel Cohen finds these great gals. They are all clean-cut, gracious, not on drugs, and there is never any drama like so many of the other girls I have seen through other services.”
Client 11
“I read that these artists all specialize in mature men. I am close to double the age of some of these gals. Despite our age differences, they know how to cater to my needs. They never rush me or talk regularly with mindless chatter. These girls all have substance, insight, and compassion. They leave their egos at home. They are real women who care. These women possess the ability to cater to my needs. They even allow me to cater to their needs as well, which is something I truly enjoy. Usually, women as beautiful as they are at Classymassages are not particularly down-to-earth, but they are all very down-to-earth, regular-acting ladies. It is very refreshing.”
Client 12
“Last time, I booked a longer Luxury Nuru Sessions starting at 6 hours. I loved the experience because the artist was down-to-earth, and the extended time together made it feel like a real date. They are all real girls that I am super comfortable around. They are never clock watchers. I enjoyed taking this lovely gal out with me for dinner and drinks. I could sense that people admired how beautiful, vibrant, and classy my date was everywhere we went. Boy, it is fun to make heads turn with this beauty!”
Client 13
“All the gals I met thus far have excellent class and manners. I never got one “rough” vibe as I have with other services.”
Client 14
“I like their menu options of long luxury sessions. Eventually, I will experience an overnight excursion to figure out enough time to make that happen. That is number one on my bucket list.”
Client 15
“I adore Rachel Cohen, Classymassages’ assistant. I always want something a little different every time I book. Rachel has always directed me in the right direction. I find her to be very intuitive and quite insightful. She knows her “artists.” I love that even though technically they are “independent,” they are still part of a network that guarantees that a certain quality is consistently ascertained. Rachel ensures I am always happy and recommends one lady over the others if I want something unique or seek something specifically. “
Alanis Ritz
Kye Roberts
